horn junkie
an idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals beethoven’s 9th symphony.
the horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
“come on lady! -honk- -honk- -honk-”
“that horn junkie is just asking for it”
“mommy i’m scared why are all the people honking at us?”
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