horniboyphrenia
an illness characterized by the lack of ability to exit one’s bed in the morning, with complicating symptoms including frequent pleasurable sensations, dirty sheets, and housemates complaining about the noise levels.
i missed my job interview due the sudden onset of horniboyphrenia.
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