Hornover


the frustrating condition that occurs when you wake up alone in your bed on a sunday morning, realizing you spent all your hard-earned money at the local dive last night on cheap booze and cunning c-ckteases, yet after all your efforts you’re left but nothing but an empty wallet, a raging headache, a half-limp d-ck and noone to f-ck.
dude, i was so hornover last weekend after waking up alone yet again, i just spent the entire day in bed with aspirin and a box of kleenex.

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