horse dog
something that is of such low quality it becomes worse than horse sh-t and dog sh-t put together.
-have you tried better buy orange juice?
yes, its horse dog!
a near-mythical creature that resembles a large dog much like a great dane but with an unusually elongated nipple. he roames the streets granting wishes to those cunning enough to catch him.
matt: “hey did you just see that?”
jeff: ” oh yeah, that’s horsedog.”
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