Horse Hoof
another word for a v-g-n-, p-ssy, camel toe, etc…
guy # 1: did you see tina’s horse hoof the other night at that party?
guy # 2: yeah, but she still hasn’t even permed her f-cking weave yet.
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- househobo
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