Horse Kick


a horse kick is a crude type of birth control. usually used in times of need. however, research indicates the usage as early as the 16th century.

after doggy style intercourse, the female remains on all fours. the male than kicks her right in the crotch. the force of the kick should cause her legs to raise in the air. this causes her legs to kick backwards, similar to a horse kicking.

the theory is blunt force confuses the sperm, and they swim backwards and out the opening.
if your condom breaks, utilize the horse kick.

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