horse slut

a woman whose face is so hideous that it reminds one of a horse and whose legs will spread open for virtually anyone. horse sl-ts upset the balance of the sp-ce-time continuum. they should not be able to get laid, yet they do. they also generally make a lot of babies that end up in foster care. a horse sl-t should be avoided at all costs. you can generally find them in trailers or bars. usually no one pays them attention until they’ve struck out with every other possible sl-t in the vicinity.
person 1: “see that nasty worn-out looking woman over there? i totally tapped it.”

person 2: “bro, you should never admit to tagging a horse sl-t. i hope you used a condom.”

person 1: “of course i….wait…ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu…”
a sl-t that has been ridden by lots of men, much like a horse that has been ridden by lots of people. it’s not a term used to describe looks (see horse faced sl-t). all horse face sl-ts are horse sl-ts, but not all horse sl-ts are horse faced sl-ts. it’s never a good idea to brag about sleeping with a horse sl-t since most everyone already has and since it means you more than likely caught some crotch funk.
person 1: dude, you didn’t sleep with amanda, did you?
person 2: of course i did!

person 1: dumb-ss…she’s a horse sl-t. enjoy the herpes.
person 2: what? fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.