Horse Straddler


the dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.
x: here c-ms the horse straddler!
y: hey b-tch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the f-ck up and straddle the horses b-tch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i’ve been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo b-tchin’ and get to straddlin’
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: get the f-ck back to straddlin’!

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