horsed
drunk
sh-t boy, u were horsed yesterday night!
to be f-cked by a male horse up ur b-m without ur consent!
mr oller looked after a horse for a day and got a -ss full of horse c-m!
a scottish term for a lengthy, rampant session of charged s-xual intercourse often fuelled by alcohol. can frequently involve accidental injury to oneself or the other party as a result of drunken miss-coordination. frequently culminates in the male becoming flaccid and frustrated before falling asleep.
alright love, how’s about we get you home and have you ‘horsed’?
a)when someone gets so drunk they think they’ll 100% pull a member of the opposite or same s-x.
b)when someone doesn’t pull more than 2 people
c) when they look like a horse usually after inbredness
a) duuuude, dolman was horse’d!
b) what a horse ben is!
c) yeah ben still looks like a horse
to make love, ne to have s-x with someone, more commonly someone challenged in the looks department
“you won’t believe the slapper i horsed last nite!”
verb: meaning having rough s-x with a girl when having utter disregard and disrespect for her stritchly for the purpose of self pleasure, trying your best to completely annihilate a chick for sport
i horsed that chick ’til next week, i horsed her mouth until she choked; i horsed that swine so hard she squealed like a pigs
to make another person look like a fool, or bad at what they do
rashiek- -jumps for ball but misses and white boy catches it-
kt- yo horsed him
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