horseford
flopping a big ugly c-nt rag because you can’t stay anywhere else.
dave has has always been a waste. no wonder he’s horsefording.
as in “pulling a horseford”. this is the act of saying something so blatantly r-t-rded that the entire conversation stops and all eyes are trained on the spaz that perpetrated the horseford.
the comment often comes in the form of a reply to a rhetorical question/joke, and is so moronic in nature that it makes the person asking the question doubt their hearing/sanity.
“i think the latin name is dionosuras fishus skelotonus ”
h:”really?”
“dude you just pulled a horseford ”
h:”my legs feel really funny. i think i think i’m psychizophrenic.”
“horseford moment”
h:”my fish hates me.”
h:”my arms are too long, it really freaks me out. i think i stretched them.”
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