Horton

that blue elephant from dr.seusses’ horton hears a who.
happy horton feels really happy when he’s h-rny and got it goin on. he honks his h-rny horn at whory hairy h-m- hookers who hop around the room. he happily eats his hostess hohos at hooters. the end.
5 more definitions
horton is a word to describe people who are large in the pants.
boy1: look at that guy he’s not even hung and its bigger than mine.
boy2: yeah he’s a horton .
any human being with questionable gender who claims to “hang low” but obviously doesn’t even hang.

sometimes these creatures put helpless men under a love spell so they can mate and reproduce these awkward beings with questionable social status. they go along living in society but heed the warning signs,
“hortons hang low”, while in bed absence of any reproductive parts.
whoopi goldberg is a type of horton
1. horton (noun)is derived from the argentinean slang word orto, meaning -ss.
2. it can also represent an angry and boisterous person.
3. it can also be employed not for its definition but because of its euphonic pr-nunciation. it is employed in many contexts.
4. names or surnames related to this word are purely coincidental, and are not in any way tied.
5.females that belong to horton qualities but also deserve to be insulted are called wh-r-tons.
1. a. he has a very large horton.
b. what a horton!
2. he is such a horton!
3. oh, horton.
an un-circ-mcised p-n-s.
“girl you seen his d-ck yet”
“mm girl yes, this boy has a horton!!”
“d-mn a horton!?”
“d-ck lookin like it just heard a who!”
horton is a sh-t-hole village in north staffordshire, england. most people from horton either:
a/ live there all their life and never know anything better, or
b/ get out of there as soon as f-cking possible and try to purge the place from their memories.
“aye up, where’re you from?”
“horton.”
“of right, that’s why you stink of slurry then”