Horwitzer


an all male threesome, when one man gives another significantly older man a bl-wj-b while a third significantly older man eats a hostess twinkie out of his -ss.
i thought our buddy was just volunteering at the old folk’s home, turns out he was involved in a sick horwitzer party.

i was just 29 when the two 70 year olds showed me how to be in the middle of a horwitzer for the first time.

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