Hosepipe Ban
the sad state of affairs of being without s-x, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. period of s-xual drought/celibacy, whether “by choice” or enforced.
“if this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, i may have to start going to jumpin’ jaks'”
“she looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again”
“oh my god, he’s gorgeous! he could lift my hosepipe ban anytime”.
when you have an argument with a f-ck buddy, and prevent him/her from having s-x temporarily. typically ranges from 2-4 weeks, or until the banner gets drunk and h-rny. not to be confused with ending a ‘friends with benefits’ relationship.
“i’m so h-rny … but ray is on a hosepipe ban, so i’m just gonna have to m-st-rb-t- this weekend”
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