Hoskins punch
when a girl is giving you head, and when you’re about to c-m you punch her in the back of the head so your d-ck slides into her esophagus whilst you -j-c-l-t-.
“man she was all like, ‘don’t c-m in my mouth’ so i told her i would never do such a thing, and then when the magic moment came, kablaw! i gave her the hoskins punch. she was coughing up my unborn seed for three days!”
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