hospital


a place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.
do you like hospital food?
where sick people live and doctors work.
jimmy’s uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.
a place wit doctors ‘n sh-t
my grandma got ghonnoria so she had to go to da hospital, you know.. the place wit doctors ‘n sh-t.
a big building with patients.
“these people must be taken to a hospital.”
“a hospital? what is it?”
“it’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
a place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.
dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! all i had was a broken finger!
a torture chamber that in the ends make you all better.
while at the hospital:
doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an mri.
me: what so bad about that?
doctor: you cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
me: f-ck.
well. if i were a christian, and i believed there was a h-ll, then any and all hospitals are h-ll, hades, the abyss, the pit, tartarus, etc.
thank god i’ve only been to h-ll once, those devils scare me!

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