hostess


the maker of all those obesity-inducing jellofied ‘snack cakes’ that everyone gives america sh-t for.
when i went to spain all the kids yelled at me to go eat some hostess cream cakes and bomb a country.
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an exclamatory word used to compliment a person on a job well done. the word obtains its meaning from the 1990’s marketing campaign of the “hostess” brand snack cakes which used the phrase, “now that’s the stuff: hostess!”
your friend lands a sick trick off a ski jump

you: hostessssssssss! sh-t son, that was mad legit.
straight lady that likes to hang out with twinky gay men.
wow, look at that one girl surrounded by really twinkly men. she must be a hostess!
creaming your pants
v-g-n-l secretion
that guy was so hot i just hostessed in my pants

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