hot as balls
about 97 degrees fahrenheit. unlike, say, “hot as h-ll” or “scorching hot,” this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one’s b-lls is carefully regulated by the scr-t-m to maintain a high sperm count.
alice: man, it is hot as b-lls out there today.
bob: actually, it’s about 99 degrees, so it might be “hot as lungs,” but b-lls are slightly cooler.
alice: …ooookay, whatever.
4 more definitions
phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. usually it is hot enough that your b-lls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.
turn on the ac, it’s hot as b-lls in here
to describe the weather
it is hot as b-lls in chico in the summer.
a phrase often used in newfoundland to describe beautiful woman.
that b-tch is hot as b-lls.
term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male t-st-cl-s.
actually, it’s only 93 degrees outside, so it’s just almost as hot as b-lls.
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