Hot Blumpkin
this is a s-xual move that is a cross breed between 2 others. this is the most diobolical s-xual maneuver ever fantasized. the hot blumpkin is a mix between the hot karl and a blumpkin. this move may only be done in a threesome. the act is performed when the male of the threesome recieves oral s-x or a bl-wj-b if you will. in the process of recieving this bl-wj-b the male proceeds to defecate in the mouth of the third member of the threesome resulting in a completely nasty but satisfying release of s-m-n and fecal matter in 2 different bystanders mouths
dude!! i had a threesome last night and while one girl was sucking me off i sh-t in the other b-tches mouth…it was the best hot blumpkin i ever got
n., the receiving of a bl-wj-b while on the toilet, but instead of p–ping in the toilet, it lands on the chest of the partner.
some dude told me he gave his fiancee a hot blumpkin when they got home from their engagement party last night.
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