hot brenda


if an ugly girl is naked, save for a sunhat, while coming on to you. tell her to close her eyes, and slowly take off her hat. after you get it off, sh-t it in. then place it back on her head.
at the beach party, a girl started hitting on me. that night she came up to my room and stood naked in front of me. she wasn’t hot and i was drunk, so i gave her a hot brenda.

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