a hot carl on the cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). then, partner number 1 spreads their *ss cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2’s face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. the schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it’s margarine spread consistency. if the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. then, partner 1 rolls his d*ck in the corn poo till fully covered. partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.
at our last family reunion, uncle john didn’t have any of aunt bessie’s famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with uncle bill’s hot carl on the cobb.
refers to the vibest of sentiments; these g vibes are used for the purpose of establishing an empire. wow that flannel is so lemeaf! thanks, i’m hoping to add new territory to the empire.
creature born from the grief that ensues whenever a b scuffs he timbs. best-known for taking the timberland watermark off of a n*gg*’s timbs. most likely to encounter in a trap house, or right before getting laid. “i’m gonna kill myself b , one of those b*tch *ss timbsp*wns took the tree offa mah timbs.” […]
the art of organising items that, while it is needed, is incredibly boring portmanteau of boring and organising “do you want a pint” “no, i’m borganising”
- monkey rack
a hairy chest. geezzz, why not get some hair removal from that monkey rack!