Hot Carlson


similar to a hot carl but a hot carlson is when you p-ss on the face and then defecate on it.
blaine: dude, i can’t believe you f-cked charity.
nick: if you think that is bad than did you know greener gave her a hot carlson?
blaine: dude, did you still kiss her?
nick: ya toungue and all. i love that sh-t.

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