Hot Carlton
a s-x act where you p–p into a sweatervest over someone’s face while listening to tom jones’ greatest hits.
d-mn, man, did you hear john gave her a hot carlton?
-n-l-y f-cking a girl and then pulling out… at which point she sh-ts on you.
when dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he’s got a hot carlton- her dookey on his chest
after an intense period of -n-l, pulling out and having poo shot all over you
i pulled out and she hot carltoned all over me
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