Hot Cheeto Regret


when you eat hot cheetos and your p–p becomes a red ,burning, and uncomfortable. also can happen with takis
guy 1: man, why were you in the bathroom for so long, where you fapping?

guy 2: nah dawg, nah, i had a bag of hot cheetos earlier-

guy 1: ahh, hot cheeto regret?

guy 2: mmmm yup.

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