Hot Chow
a term coined at ft. lewis, wa. used when referencing the lowest form of the female species, specifically fat, ugly, drunken women. used in conjunction with the 1-10 scale of rating women.
7-10= ihop
4-6= bk
1-3= hot chow
seeing in that no one likes hot chow, but one must succ-mb to its presence at least once in their life, it was deemed the lowest of the scale, and is the ultimate goal of any ranger on a sat-rday night.
“dude, i’m totally going out for some hot chow tonight. i might even bring her back to the b’s.
“that’s f-cking disgusting renzulli, you’re going to get the clap.”
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