Hot Dog Heaven


a fast food restaurant mentioned in the movie harold and k-mar go to white castle where rosenberg and goldstein go on their seperate quest going to hot dog heaven while they almost crash into harold and k-mar’s car. later in the movie, harold and k-mar give up looking for white castle until they see rosenberg and goldstein eating inside hot dog heaven, which gives harold the will to go on with their journey.
rosenberg: “we got the munchies so we decided to go to hot dog heaven! how about you? how was white castle?”
harold: “we haven’t gotten there yet… i think i may have rabies.”

k-mar: “yo dude, how were katie holmes’ t-ts?”
goldstein: “you know the holocaust?”
k-mar: “yeah?”
goldstein: “picture the exact opposite of that.”
k-mar: “nice!”
-goldstein laughs-
rosenberg: “boy do you need a girl…”

k-mar: “hey guys, if you got the yellow fever there’s a rockin’ asian party down at princeton.”
goldstein: “dude i got the yellow plague! there’s nothing s-xier than a hot asian chick! asian t-ts, i wanna squeeze them!”
-goldstein attempts to grab harold’s br–sts-
harold: “stop, don’t do that, i’m really woozy… i think i have to go to a hospital.”
rosenberg: “you should go to beth israel.”

goldstein: “we gotta hit up this asian joint.”
rosenberg: “no we don’t! we got to go to hot dog heaven! no more detours along the way, c’mon!”
-they walk off to their car to finish their brave journey-
k-mar: “i’m tellin’ you, hit up the asian party!”

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