Hot Dog Smoothie
making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your d-ck like you caught it breaking into your house. the origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of aqua teen hunger force.
last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his w-ng was raw.
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