hot fart
a common occurrence for pregnant women in the later trimester: when she believes she is p-ssing gas and unknowingly discharges feces until the heat alerts her to what just happened.
a euphemism for pushing out feces when one believes they are simply p-ssing gas.
why didn’t anyone warn me about the “hot farts” before i chose to get pregnant! i had to throw my underwear away in public, three times this week!
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a hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the -n-s, often silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma.
man, what did i eat? i got the hot farts today, they smell like rotten eggs and have some serious hang time!
an expulsion of gas from the -n-s, usually occurring after eating spicy foods, which creates a warm, and sometimes wet sensation in the -n-l area, and can momentarily simulate the feeling that you just shat your pants a tiny bit. hot farts will often produce a lingering, foul odor.
“for a minute, i thought i had sharted, but then i realized that it was just a hot fart.”
the release of hot stink from the -n-s witch may cause some ring sting, the feeling of acid eating the inner lining of your sh-tta followed by the relaxing sensation of relief.
“i need to do a hot fart”
“aww that was a ring stinger but wat a relief, i think i need to do a runny hot sh-t”
“go squirt one out then”
“it feels like h-ll wants to come outta my -ss hole, after this i’m gonna need to have a shower to wash the sh-tty acid outta my ring hole”
very flammable gaseous flatulent that burn on the way out of the -n-s. very susceptible to knocking bystanders unconscious (aka very stinky). common side effects are: burning gooch hairs, feeling of -n-l ripping, and nostril desecration.
“guys, i have the hot farts tonight.”
“o sh-t!”
“get out da’ f-ckin car”
“everybody stop, drop, and roll”
“it wont do any good”
“suck it cheeseman”
a fart that causes a burning sensation around ones -n-s. this is usually due to an ingestion of spicy foods.
man,i ate 14,000 hot peppers last nite and i’ve had the “hot farts” all day!
when u have a h-ll of a lot more peanut b-tter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart
dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.
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