Hot Funk


it sort of resembles a volcano erupting, or a bunny giving batgirl a lap dance. it’s the kind of zone that you get whilst in the club. the dj’s going, and the beats are inside you. it brings out unusual “funky” and/or “gnarly” dance moves to the floor, which are brought on by your inner baller. adoring phenomenons such as these are usually influenced by substantial amounts of strobe lights, grey goose, crystal skull, jack daniels, and/or corona light. it is a truly remarkable experience to have. only the dopest can feel it. can you?
last night during hot funk i was sure that i would be wolfin’ it down at the next full moon.

“am i in heaven?”
“hot funk!”

“bro, i totally had hot funk at the banger last night.”
“you can’t hot funk at a banger…it’s completely above ridin dat wave…~”

hot funk emoticon: u_0

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