Hot Hat


a process by which one defecates into a hat, and then places it either on his own head or that of another person.

can be used in place of a hot carl when times are rough.
now i owe hammerstone 20 bucks, godd-mn it! i borrowed his cubs cap a few weeks ago and i was set to return it to him on friday. but today at work, i had such a hankering for a hot carl that i couldn’t wait until 5 o’clock to go home and get my cellophane, so i gave myself a hot hat.
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foundry speak. when a person uses a pig to dump molten metal onto another’s head in retaliation for an offense that is very small (e.g. yawning)
terry just beat solitaire, i’m gonna give him a f-cking hot hat.

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