hot mousse
when a man, or woman, takes a dump in a woman’s, or man’s, hair; then uses it to style their hair into horns(or antlers).
guy1: she’s not hungry, she doesn’t want a hot lunch. holy sh-t i’m gonna give her a hot mousse.
guy2: what the f-ck is a hot mousse?
guy1: i’m gonna sh-t in her hair and shape it into antlers!
guy2: d-mn that’s awesome!!
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