Hot Pocket
the act of sh-tting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: “upper-decker”, “mexican waffle”, “trunk m-ffin”)
that drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.
1. the most delicious form of evil. it tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don’t wait 5 minutes.
-what happened to your face?! its all…charred!
-i had hot pockets last night.
name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. it can only be served 2 ways;
1. warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.
hey travis, would you like a hot pocket?
no!
white man who wears a red hat and is an -ss hole
go f-ck yourself hot pocket!
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