Hot Snakes
the fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually “hot” when coming out (think spicy food.)
q: that was some night last night, eh?
a: yeah, it was. but now i gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.
4 more definitions
human excrement. “hot” comes from the usual 98.6 degree fahrenheit temperature of the fecal matter. “snakes” refers to the snake-like appearances of the bowel contents due to the shape it -ssumes in the intestines.
tom: hey dude, why did you break up with angie?
me: well, we got all drunk and she asked me to drop hot snakes all over her face. i did, and now it is awkward.”
fecal matter that has been kept in the bowels long enough to form a long, thick t-rd that stays in one piece.
time to go awaken the hot snake…
this is an alternative term for a p–p. hotsnakes are usually avoided when walking in gr-ss. they get their name because t-rds are usually warm (98 to 100 degress fahrenheit upon exit) and will steam up on a cold day.
“man, get outta the bathroom! i gotta drop a hotsnake!”
or
“watch your step, bro. there’s hotsnakes all over here.”
cool or awesome, a more emphatic expression for hot sh-t.
that set was ‘hot snakes’!
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