hot_chick


standing as a beautiful, young, fun loving woman of 17 – 21 in chatrooms, the “hot_chick” is merely nothing more than a lifeless sh-ll of a being.

it is but a puppet, a ‘lure’ if you will, cammandeered by a middle aged man with deep-seated emotional issues. aforementioned man is usualy of the accountant/parking ticket officer variety, the most cold and heartless of all men.

it is for this reason alone that ‘hot_chick’ exists; it thrives on the crushed hearts of those foolish enough to fall for it.
“but, but, hot_chick said she was 19 and from melbourne, with long blonde hair and… oh god no…”

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