hotard

the state of being both a ho and a r-t-rd.
d-mn, girl, you’re a f-cking hotard!
adj. 1.) one who is wh-r-ishly r-t-rded.
2.) a mentally challeged ho.
3.) a bus line in biloxi

“i once knew a girl that, in lieu of a condom, let a man penetrate her with a plastic target bag. d-mn! she is hotarded!”

joe:”man do i have a case of the sabertooth crotch crickets.”
bob:”you f-cking hotard!”
inspired by a company name spotted on the side of a charter bus in new orleans during a sugar bowl trip…..its someone who is somewhat sl-tty but also slow or dumb at the same time.
that quarterback for florida sure is a hotard. teabag tebow!!!!!
a girl or woman who follows hideous (often sl-tty) trends even though she knows they are ugly, just to fit into what is currently considered fashionable.
girls who wear furry boots with their jeans tucked into them comes across instantly as hotards.
self defining. a mentally challenged ho’; but good as an immediately recognized all purpose insult (the emphasis is way more on the ‘tard’ than the ho) in the new orleans area where the hotard bus company runs hotard labelled busses throughout the city.

it is usually used in disgust over anything from stupidity to sloth, close to a fighting word, (almost always preceded by the f-word) but is considered a term of endearment within some echelons of new orleans society.
you’re being a hotard…just get over here…and bring a bottle of whiskey, or your sister, too.
1. an extra dumb promiscuous sl-t – syn: hoebag, sl-tty mc sl-tterson
“the hotard shaved her -ss so she couldn’t catch crabs”
(hō-tahrd) a mixture of “hoe” and “r-t-rd” implying that a person is both promiscuous and stupid.
jessica: “did tyler seriously sleep with courtney?! who knows how many diseases she has! why would he do that?!”

jesika: “because he’s a hotard.”