hotchkiss girl
a girl who refers to her father as “daddy” and anyone else who gives her the shocker. a girl who only becomes popular once she has either had dirty s-x with her english teacher in the confessional booth at a church, or successfully snorted three lines of c-ke off a toilet seat in between cl-sses. probably enjoys beating baby seals to death with blunt objects. she considers the apartheid a “funny topic” and enjoyed it when bambi’s mother was killed by hunters
hotchkiss girl 1: sh-t, i have 2 cl-sses in a row and am all out of c-ke.
hotchkiss girl 2: well, do you want to purchase some more after cl-sses then go down to the beach, snort that sh-t, and club some baby seals?
hotchkiss girl 3: that would be incredible, but i have to let my english teacher and the priest in town tag team me while m-ss is going on in order to p-ss his cl-ss.
hotchkiss girl 1: well, at least c-ke makes us feel good about our decisions.
a super hot, super smart, super athletic. super amazing girl that goes to the hotchkiss school: a top ten boarding school. guys wish they had them, girls want to me them….
enough said.
taftie guy 1: ohh sh-tt, did you see those hotchkiss girls play us in lacrosse?
taftie guy 2: h-ll yes! they kicked our -ss, and they are hot!
a smart, cool girl who only applied to taft as a safety
where else did you apply, hotchkiss girl?
taft, but it was my safety
smart choice, you smart, non-c-ke blowing girl
they don’t call them “hot-chicks” for no reason….
girls want to be them, guys just want them
hotchkiss girl: daisy, katie, stephanie, magee, lila, natalie, emily, spaldo, annie, maeghan, kate, and mary beth
yeeeah thats right.
a bunch of slimy c-keheads who will suck some serious d-ck and give some -n-l lingus for one more encounter with booga suga. they are hideous as well, these b-tches were hit with a shovel daiy when they were kids to make sure theyd look like sh-t.
taft guy 1: that hotchkiss girl blew you last night?
taft guy 2: yeah i told her i had c-ke and she sucked me off 3 times
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