Hotel Royal Essex


euphamism for hot oral s-x. originally coined in revenge of the nerds part ii.
“i cant wait for my gf’s period to end so i can go down and take her to hotel royal ess-x.”
“i hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the hotel royal ess-x”

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