Hotsauce Mustache


a mustache of blood that appears on one’s upper lip after eating a period blood soaked v-g-n-.
that chick nancy just gave jon a hotsauce mustache!
gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a maxi-pad and medicated wipes.

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