hottness monster


a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.
a: i have a new hottness monster, jim on the football team
b: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too…

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