Houdini Superman Surprise
similar in execution to the original houdini, although to perform correctly you should have dressed up as mild mannered reporter clark kent. upon spitting on the ladys back she will turn round, whilst she is doing this simply leap into the nearest cupboard and leap back out again dressed as the man of steel, then -j-c-l-t- your super-sperm into the ladys astonished face, bellow the legend “houdini suuupermaaaan!” then leave via the nearest window.
‘hey man, your mum sure looked shocked when i gave her the houdini superman surprise last night!’
‘yeah, i think she was expecting a darren delight instead!’
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