Houmacore
any stupid f-ck scene kid from the houma-terrebonne area in south louisiana who dresses ridiculously, normally has an all-too-adamant love for evangelical christianity, and loves mysp-ce because there’s f-cking nothing to do in south louisiana. they can normally be seen at either the lighthouse or the mainstream listening to sh-tty scene bands (ala i am terrified and abandon kansas) or outside smoking marlboro menthol lights (because they’re p-ss-es) or pall malls (because they’re cheap), houmacore kids also enjoy hardcore dancing, except when houma-core kids hardcore dance, they look like eighty five year olds trying to dance to first wave ska.
search houmacore on youtube for a parody of houmacore kids and their ridiculous ways.
houmacore kid 1: oh, guys, wanna go to that insert sh-tty band show?
houmacore kid 2: yeah, dude, they’re so totally indie. i’ll take pics of them and upload them to my mysp-ce. then i’ll put lots of x’s in the captions… you ready to go?
houmacore kid 1: hold on, lemme get my virginia slim ultralight 120’s which i smoke because although i appear to be a male, i have a v-g-n-.
houmacore kid 2: that’s hardxcore… lemme go put on my bapes… i’m wearing them ironically, of course.
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