hound heaven
planting your scr-t-m on your face and taking a huge whiff
slapping your sack on someone’s face and making them inhale
“dude, you ever felt like just putting your t-st-cl-s on your face and taking a huge whiff?”
“are you kidding me?! i’m in hound heaven every night!”
“honey, what’s wrong?”
“i got canned from my job.”
“oh no! thats terrible.”
“actually it gets worst. while i was sleeping in my office my boss informed me by politely planting his nuts on my grill, and forcing me to sniff them.”
“awh, you were a victim of hound heaven.”
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