Hountalas


(who’n-tahl-es)

the word is derived from pre-historic hountalasaurus rex. the most awesome dinosaur there ever was. yes, more awesomer than barney, reptar, yoshi, rex off of toy story, and little foot. hountalas as well as hountalasaurus rex, are the s-xiest species to ever walk this earth. anyone who is a hountalas or has been hountalasized s-xually, physically, or maritally should be blessed to have been with such a handsome steed.
“g-d, it’s me, hountalas. what up? i know we don’t talk much, but i know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”

“he totally hountalasized her last night. she walks like a duck”

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