housband
n. occupation name.
a man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.
this is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) the e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. the new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la…you get a housband.
^^ : “i’ve always wanta be a housband growing up. you know…a professional stay-at-home-dad!”
-_-: “ha…i knew it…i always suspect you as a queer boy.”
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