house-child
a person between aged 20-30 who is living in their parents house when they are old enough to live in his own apartment. i derived the term from the word “house-wife.” a house-wife lives at home and spends her husband’s money on silly things like clothes and jewelery. likewise, a house-child (or house-daughter in this case) lives for free and spends her father’s money on the same things.
a house-child, by definition, must be:
1) old enough to be a house-wife
2) unemployed
3) have lived away from the house for a period of time (i.e. college, grad school) and is now coming back to the house just when her parents thought they were finally rid of her!!
4) so busy house-childing that she frequently requests an -ssistant.
5) too old to live at home. someone who is of normal age to live at home (i.e. a high-school student) cannot be a house-child.
note: house-childing is becoming an increasingly popular activity given that most people in their 20s can no longer afford rent due to the current economic downturn
house-childing, verb
house-child, noun
person a: “so rebecca, now that you have graduated with your masters degree….what are you up to these days?”
person b: “i’m house-childing. it’s a full-time job.”
person a: “i’m a real estate broker and my wife is a dental hygienist. what you do, rebecca?”
person b: “i’m a house-child. it keeps me very busy.”
1 more definition
an adult who does not work and resides with their parents. being a housechild is similar to being a housewife (or househusband) except you don’t have to perform gross s-xual acts that you don’t want to on the people or person who supplies you with money, housing, etc.
lucy: dave asked me to do the nastiest thing last night.
amy: did you do it?
lucy: i didn’t have a choice! he refused to give me any more money until i- i… i don’t even want to talk about it.
amy: wow, i’m glad i’m a housechild instead of a housewife!
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