House Girlfriend
like a housewife, except unmarried and totally pathetic. a house girlfriend shacks up with her boyfriend and doesn’t have a job or go to school. she’s extremely lazy, and unlike a housewife, doesn’t usually have kids or anything else to ‘work’ on at home. she depends on her boyfriend or parents to pay for her -ss, and is basically an unaccomplished moocher. house girlfriends can be good for shallow or stupid guys while they’re unmarried, because they basically have nothing to do but work on their looks and be around for their boyfriend.
but no guy should ever marry a house girlfriend. they’re materialistic and shop all the time, so they’ll spend all the guy’s money. they also sit on their -sses tons, so over the years they’ll get fat and ugly and won’t bother wearing makeup or showering once they have kids to take care of. they’re lazy with low standards by nature, so they’ll let their kids be dirty and gross too. eventually, they’ll love wearing wal-mart sweatpants everywhere and will fart uncontrollably without shame. steer clear of marrying a house girlfriend unless you want a life of misery that guarantees you’ll have to pay for everything forever and will have a nasty, farty, stinky, fugly, embarr-ssing wife.
brianne got fired, so now she’s a house girlfriend.
Read Also:
- How's that taste?
“what do you think of that?” or “how does that make you feel?” originated by a few sc-mbags that shouted the phrase at a couple kissing (they later both agreed it was good). later tried to be made into an everyday saying by a mutual friend. “ugh, i have work tomorrow.” “how’s that taste?” “bitter. […]
- huarghzamplesioxbedtreat
i actually have no idea what this word means, but i’m sure you could apply it into any everyday situation if you wanted to. did you see the huarghzamplesioxbedtreat?
- HUGGERNUTS
when a man wears jeans or shorts that are so tight you can see his c-cknb-lls. usually this results in a nice front and back wedge also known as moose knuckles. “hey look, it’s dj huggernuts!” “moose knuckles!”
- Huggins Fresh
good subst-tute for when you either can’t remember a girl’s name or how it is spelled. i couldn’t spell her name right, so i called her “huggins fresh”.
- Krina
krina means “unknown” or “my love”. people with this name tend to be decisive and good with money. they try to have a balance between the physical and the spiritual worlds. they can often be a successful entrepeneur, and are often striving to reach ever higher goals and positions. boy’s and girl’s name. he is […]