House Hotel
the state of having the entire house or apartment to yourself while your significant other is away for a given period of time.
friend: “your wife is away this weekend. what do you plan on doing?”
me: “i have house hotel, so i plan on staying in my underwear and eating pizza and ice cream for every meal.”
friend: “house hotel is awesome!”
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