houseband
a term derived from the word “housewife” and “husband” used to describe an unemployed boyfriend/fiancé/husband who stays at home and does hosewife kinda stuff.
dude1: hey, bro. wanna join me at the bar for a drink or five?
dude2: na, bro. i can’t. don’t you remember? i’m a houseband. i have ch-r-s to do.
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the male equivelant to housewife. in this case, a houseband stays at home and takes care of the kids while the wife works.
while claire works her -ss off at work, jimmy drinks beer while watching t.v. with his kids. jimmy is obviously a houseband.
a band that is hired by a specific bar or club and plays there consistently. house bands generally work on busy nights, like friday nights and sat-rday nights. they are usually known for being startup bands, and can later become big name bands.
– one of the house bands at madame wong’s was the motels.
– oingo boingo was also a house band there, too.
a male version of housewife.
he was a houseband to his wife and three children.
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