househugger


househugger: a person that cares for the economy and other people. and will do anything to save the economy from going downhill.
the opposite of treehugger.

treehugger: a person that cares for the environment and animals. and will do anything to save the environment from going downhill.
the opposite of a househugger.

herbert: “now you see how ridiculous it is to call someone a treehugger?”
phil: “yes i do!! ever since i read the definition “househugger”
househuggers and treehuggers don’t get along.
the meaning of house hugger is “a person who comes over to your house just for food and video games and doesn’t leave when you ask them too and call you a douche if you don’t open the door when they show up without asking”
guy 1: dude seriously go away i’ve asked you to go home like five time, get off the game and leave!

house hugger: wtf what did i do douche?

guy 1: you’re the biggest house hugger i know now go!

Read Also:

  • Kicking in back doors like Santa clause

    kicking in back doors like santa clause, a festive themed nickname for the act of -n-l s-x “ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause”

  • Panahy

    a large growth on your body that prevents you from partaking in everyday life. no man, i have a panahy on my sac, sorry.

  • Pamé

    an insanely stupid person or ugly person. synonym: jartazi. originated in koninklijk atheneum mariakerke. look at that pamé. he looks r-t-rded.

  • Pambles

    when your foot falls asleep and it feels like there are little marbles rolling around in your foot. i sat in that chair for so long my leg got pambles

  • pulling a mason

    when one uses their morning wood (erected p-n-s) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected p-n-s in their unsuspecting partners v-g-n-. the partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in s-xual intercourse. everytime there is a party at juuso’s house mason wakes his girlfriend crystal by “pulling a […]


Disclaimer: househugger definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.