housewife weight
the excessive baggage that is gradually acquired over time by a housewife. they start off pretty, but slowly turn into fat cows who do nothing all day but sit around and eat things covered in chocolate and creamy sh-t.
housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless sh-t she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. if the man is smart, he will drop her tubby -ss like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.
once upon a time, john married a hot young intelligent woman named jane. jane began gaining housewife weight, and slowly morphed from a 9 into a -2, and became indestinguishable from a common farm hog.
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