Houzo
houzo. a person that lives in housing commission or in the area of toongabbie or wentworthviile in sydney. a houzo tends to live in pour quality housing and known to sleep on soiled beds. houzos are also knows as yobbos or slackers. getting money from the government and only paying $50 rent houzos have allot of time on their hands allowing them to save up dole money to get a computer, and w-nking to vast amounts of free online p-rn. some housing commission houses are of high quality but are surrounded by busy roads or smelly creeks. a housing com` area can be identified by large amounts of beer bottles in the parks and huge rubbish piles in a front yard. houzos tend to drink vb or tooheys. houzos are in conflict over there choice in beer. wentworthviile = tooheys toongabbie = vb
houzos are complex ppl that want something for nothing. houzos are heavy drinkers and somkers, of anything somkeable. often quitting smoking to save money, getting drunk and smoking again – unable to stay clean and sober for more then one hour.
the haircut of a houzo is the cl-ssic ‘mullet cut’ and a houzo often is not clean shaven unless a centerlink interview is due.
transport – old rusty cars that leak oil and are running… barely. public transport is the choice of many houzos due to the fact that they cant be stuffed to get their “l’s” at the age of 40.
many houzos are your best mate if u bring a 6 pack or a keg.
i went past wentworhtviile yesterday, i saw heaps of houzos.
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